Hetalia Family Meme!!

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Hetalia Family Meme!


Instructions-
I have a link to a random number generator in the description. As well as 20 characters corresponding with the numbers.
What you must do is only make 9 random numbers from 1-20 it should have the instructions on the generator. Please use the numbers in order to make way for crack XD
Make Up a Situation with each character and HAVE FUN!

You don't have to do it in RP style but it's more fun to read that way.
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Father: England (OMG!!! England's my dad! Yay! I am part British!!!) :iconukplz:

Me: Dad! Teach me how to use magic!
England: Okay :iconhetaoniukmagicplz:
we both head to the basement and England sings the Demon Summoning Song
-Russia appears- :iconbraginskiplz: :iconsaysplz: :iconkolkolplz:
Me: Dad! A creepy person just appeared!
Russia: What are you two doing?
England: What are you doing here!?
Russia: You summoned me, da?
Me: Make him go away!
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Mother: Denmark (no idea what to say...) :icondanmarkplz:

Me: Mom! -runs into the living room-
Denmark: What is it?
Me: Can you teach me how to shoot a bow? Daddy said he was going to but he is coming home late so... can you? -puppy eyes-
Denmark: Of course! -we walk outside-
Me: :D
Denmark: Now hold it like this...
Me: Uh-huh -concentrates-
Denmark: ...aim...
Me: This is getting difficult to hold...
Denmark: Fire! -hits bullseyes-
Me: Damn! -misses-
Denmark: Don't worry -pats me on the head- here let me show you again.
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Older Sibling: China (Yay!) :iconchinaaruplz:

Me: :iconrunforlifeplz: Nii-san!!!
China: What is it aru?
Me: -hides behind China- Tell Alfred to leave me alone!
China: Alfred stopped chasing your sister aru.
America: No! She is fun to tease!
China: I'll hit you with my wok... again aru!
America: Okay! I'll leave her alone! :iconrunforlifeplz:
Me: Yay! Xièxiè! :hug:
China: Just come to me if he bugs you again aru!
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Younger Sibling: America (What!?!?!?) :iconheroamericaplz:

America: -burts into my room- The hero has arrived!!! :iconamericaheroplz:
Me: :iconfacepalmplz:
America: :iconsupertackleplz:
Me: Yao! Mom! Dad!
America: :iconyayamericaplz: They are not home remember?
Me: No! Why was I left to babysit you! :iconamericawhyplz:
America: Because Yao volunteered to go with mom to shop for groceries and dad is working! :iconamericafuckyeaplz:
le awesome time skip
-sound of front door opening-
England: I'm home!
Me: Dad! -shoves America off- :iconrunforlifeplz:
England: What- :glomp:
Me: I'm still alive!
England: ...
America: :iconamericawhyplz:
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Cousin: Canada (I would love to have him for a cousin!!!) :iconbrothercanadaplz:

Me: Matthew!! :glomp:
Canada: Huh? You remember me?
Me: Of course I do! You are my favorite cousin ever!
Canada: ...
Me: And why shouldn't I remember you?
America: Who are you talking to?
Canada: :iconcanadasulkplz:
Me: :iconfirejapanplz: How dare you! :iconpissedjapanplz:
America: :iconrunforlifeplz:
Me: Die! :katana:
Canada: ...
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Best Friend: Switzerland (He is??? Me no like guns...) :iconswissplz:

Me: Vash!
Switzerland: Oh. Long time no see.
Me: Want to come over to my house? My mom's giving free archery lessons!
Switzerland: It highly depends if your younger brother is going to be present.
Me: Oh... yeah... about that... ^^;
Switzerland: ...
Me: -sigh- Unfortunately... yes.
Switzerland: I see.
Me: But if you want we can go have a picnic with Lili in the park!
Liechtenstein: Yes big brother let's go! :iconliechtensteinplz:
Vash: ... Fine...
Liechtenstein and me: Yay!
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Boyfriend/Girlfriend: England (Wait... WHAT!?!?!?... me thought he was my dad...) :iconukplz: Evil idea entering my mind

Denmark: Where is she? Dinner is almost ready. :iconannoyedplz:
England: IDK... :iconfacepokerplz:
China: She's supposed to be back soon aru...
America: Sanraizu is in trouble! :iconfuckyeaplz:
-le awesome me opens the front door-
Me: I'm home! -drags someone in with me:
England: :iconfacepalmplz:
Denmark: :iconfliptableplz:
China: :iconfacepokerplz:
America: :iconlooolplz:
Me: What? Mom this is my boyfriend Arthur!
Young!England: Hello... :iconenglandblushplz:
Denmark: And when were you planning to tell me?
Me: Today! Can he stay for dinner?
England: I don't see why not...
China: There is plenty of food aru...
America: Yeah let him stay!
Denmark: Fine. Just so that I can see if he is worth of being my daughter's boyfriend.
England and me: :iconfacepalmplz:
Young!England: :iconembarrassedukplz:
China: :iconfacepokerplz:
America: :iconamericafuckyeaplz:
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Stalker: Spain (...) :iconspainplz:

Le me calmly walking around
Me: I think I am being followed -looks around-
Me: I swear I am... -waits until the right moment and whips around- Antonio! I should have known!
Spain: :iconfacepokerplz:
Me: And I thought it was bad enough being stalked by my younger brother! Wait until I tell Lovi!
Spain: :iconbadpokerfaceplz: You... You wouldn't!
Me: Try me! :iconferociousjapanplz:
Spain: Don't-
South Italy: What's happening? :iconromanoplz:
Me: Lovi! Antonio loves you and he wants to marry you!
Spain: :iconfuuuplz:
Romano: :iconconfusedplz:
Me: Bye! Let Antonio confirm what I just said! :iconrunforlifeplz:
-and that's how I got rid of Antonio! :iconfuckyeaplz:
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Future Husband/Wife: Japan (:iconmeltplz: I just became one happy fangirl...) :iconhappyforeverplz: :iconkikuplz:

Me: Kiku! :glomp:
Japan: :iconstartledjapanplz: Sanraizu!
Me: How's my dutiful househusband doing? :XD:
Japan: :iconembarrassed-japan: Wh-what?
Me: You know what I mean! :D
Japan: :iconjapansaysnoplz: I-
Me: -spots something- Yay! :sushi:
Japan: :iconaphjapanplz: Hai, dinner is ready.
Me: Hai! Itadakimasu!
~le awesome time skip~
Me: Look what I bought! -takes out manga and anime
Japan: :iconotakujapanplz: Manga!
Me: -waves the anime- Let's watch!
Japan: Let's!
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YOUR DONE!

This was so random and fun to do! About America being able to bully me, despite the fact he is younger than me, is because I am the oldest of my siblings and yet I am the one that is the most easiest to pick on. :iconokfaceplz: Hope you guys liked it!

P.S. About Young!England... England did some weird ass spell and ended up bringing his younegr self from the past by accident. He told me not to tell Denmark but I went and presented him anyway a couple of days later. England later did something so now he is back in the past where he belongs.
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OwOStrawberry's avatar
Lucky you got England as your boyfriend (and also your dad O_olll) but you got married to Kiku at the end so.... you broke up with him cause he's your dad...?